Bella: "How old are you?"
Bella: "How long have you been seventeen?"
Edward: "A while..."
Rosalie: "The entire family will be implicated if this ends badly."
Bella: "Badly as in, I would become the meal."
Edward: "Is it not enough to have a long and happy life with me?"
Bella: "Clair de Lune is great."
Bella: "I can't dance"
Edward: "Hmm... well, I could always make you."
Bella: "I'm not scared of you."
Edward: "You really shouldn't have said that."
Bella: "Are you gonna tell me how you stopped the van?"
Edward: "Yeah. Um... I had an adrenaline rush. It's very common. You can Google it."
Bella: "I'd rather die than to stay away from you."
Edward: "And so the lion fell in love with the lamb."
Bella: "What a stupid lamb."
Edward: "What a sick, masochistic lion."
Edward: "You are my life now."
Edward: "You don't know how long I've waited for you."
Bella: "About three things I was absolutely positive: First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him-and I didn't know how dominant that part might be-that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him."
Edward: "What if I'm not the hero? What if I'm the bad guy?"
Edward: "So you're worried, not because you'll be in a house full of vampires, but because you think they won't approve of you?"
Edward: “I'm the world's most dangerous predator. Everything about me invites you in. My voice... My face... Even my smell. As if I'd need any of that. As if you could outrun me! As if you could fight me off!"
Rosalie: "My monkey man."
Bella: "Hey Dad, I have a date with Edward Cullen."
Charlie: "He's a little old for ya, isn't he?"
Bella: "No, uh, he's a junior, I'm a junior. I thought you liked the Cullens."
Charlie: "I thought you didn't like any of the boys in town."
Bella: "Edward doesn't live in town, technically. He's right outside."
Charlie: "He is?"
Bella: "Yeah. He wanted to meet you, officially."
Charlie: "Alright, (Charlie ominously whips his breech-load shotgun back up into it's operating position, though it is not loaded) bring him in."
Bella: "Could you be nice? He is - he's important."
Rosalie: "Is she even Italian?"
Emmett: "Her name is Bella"
Carlisle: "I’m sure she’ll love it no matter what"
Rosalie: "Get a whiff of that... Here comes the human!"
Esme: "Bella, we're making Italiano for you"
Edward: "Bella, this is Esme, my mother for all intents and purposes"
Bella: "Buon giorno"
Esme: "Molto bene"
Carlisle: "You've given us an excuse to use the kitchen for the first time"
Esme: "I hope you’re hungry"
Bella: "Yeah, absolutely"
Edward: "She already ate."
Edward: "You better hold on tight, spider-monkey."
Bella: "Is there something wrong with me?"
Edward: "So I tell you I can read minds, and you think there's something wrong with you."
Edward: “It’s you, your scent, it’s like a drug to me. You’re like my own personal brand of heroine."
Edward: "You're my only reason to stay ... alive. If that's what I am."
Bella: (puts hand to her head) "Ow." (sees her hand covered in blood) "Oh my God, I'm sorry."
Jacob: "You're apologizing for bleeding?"
Bella: "Yeah, I guess I am."
Jacob: "Well it's just blood, Bella. No big deal."
Edward: "Happy Birthday."
Bella: "Don't remind me."
Edward: "Well, your birth is definitely something to celebrate."
Bella: "Yeah, but my aging's not."
Edward: "Your aging (laughs). I think 18 is a little young age to start worrying about that."
Bella: "It's one year older than you."
Edward: "No it isn't.. I'm a hundred and nine.?
Bella: "Wow, maybe I shouldn't be dating such an old man. It's gross. I should be thoroughly repulsed."
Edward: "Bella, you give me everything just by breathing."
Bella: "Jasper! No fair with the mood control thing."
Jasper: "Sorry Bella. Happy...never mind."
Jacob: "It's a wolf thing."
Bella: "It's not. It's a Jacob thing. You're just warm. You're like your own sun."
Jacob: “Whoever it was, he left his stink behind. It'll be hard to miss when we cross it again. We’ll handle it from here.”
Edward: “We don’t need you to handle anything or anyone.”
Jacob: “I couldn't care less what you need.”
Edward: “All right, we're done here.”
Jacob: “No, you’re done here!”
Bella: “Stop! I’m tired of this. From now on, I’m Switzerland, OK?"
Edward: “I know the consequences of the choice you’re making. I’ve lived through it, and to let you suffer that… You believe I have a soul, and I don’t... But to risk yours, just for the sake of never having to lose you, it's the most selfish thing I’ll ever do.”
Bella: "I thought that you were afraid that I'd be too different. Like I wouldn't be... warm, I wouldn't smell the same."
Edward: "You'll always be my Bella. My Bella, just less fragile."
Charlie: “Hey, hey, hey, easy guys, easy, let's take it down a notch. Alright. What's going on?”
Jacob: “I kissed Bella... and she broke her hand... punching my face. Total misunderstanding."
Edward: “I’m from a different era. Things were a lot less complicated. And if I met you back then, I would have courted you. Would’ve taken chaperoned strolls, and iced tea on the porch. I may have stolen a kiss or two but only after asking your father’s permission, would I have got down on one knee, and presented you with a ring. This is my mother’s. Isabella Swan, I promise to love you every moment forever. And would you do me the extraordinary honor of marrying me?”
Edward: “Can you at least attempt to control your thoughts?"
Jacob: “You mean, 'as much as I’d love to kill you, I’m glad she’s warm'?"
Edward: “If we weren’t natural enemies, and you weren’t trying to steal my reason for existing, I might actually like you.”
Jacob: “Well, if you weren’t planning on sucking the life out of the girl I love... I might... no, not even then."
Emmett: “Try to walk and chew gum at the same time again, Bella?”
Bella: “I punched a werewolf in the face.”
Emmett: “Bad ass! You'll be one tough little newborn.”
Bella: “Tough enough to take you on."
Embry: “I'm glad you're here Bella, maybe we can get a break from Jake's obsessive inner monologue.”
Paul: (punching Jacob on the shoulder) “I wish Bella would call!”
Jared: (eating a chicken leg) “I wish Bella wouldn't call!”
Embry: “Maybe I should call Bella!”
Quil: “Maybe I should call Bella and hang up!”
(They all laugh, including Bella)
Jacob: “Alright, you can shut up now."
Bella: “You’re wrong. This wasn’t a choice between you and Jacob. It was between who I should be and who I am. I’ve always felt out of step. Like, literally stumbling through my life. I’ve never felt normal because I’m not normal. I wouldn't want to be. I've had to face death and loss and pain in your world but I’ve also never felt stronger... like more real, more myself, because it’s my world too. It’s where I belong.”
Edward: “So it’s not just about me?”
Bella: “No. Sorry. I’ve made a mess trying to figure all this out... but I want to do it right. And I'm gonna tie myself to you, in every way humanly possible.”
Edward: “Starting with a wedding.”
Bella: “Actually, something a little more difficult first... and maybe even dangerous... We have to tell Charlie.”
Edward: “That's highly dangerous.”
Bella: “It’s a good thing you’re bulletproof. I’m gonna need that ring."
Bella: “Okay, dad, please just don't worry about... that. Edward is... old school.”
Charlie: “Old school. Great. What's that? Like, code for something?”
Bella: “Oh my God, Dad? I'm a virgin!” [Gives thumbs-up to Charlie]
Charlie: “Ah, di-di-di-di, okay... glad we covered that.”
Bella: “Me too.”
Charlie: (To himself) “Virgin... Liking Edward a little more now..."
Rosalie: "You need some help? I could do her hair."
Rosalie: "Please. I'm not offended by your choice of groom."
Bella: "Just my blatant lack of respect for mortality."
Alice: "Weddings. They bring everyone together."
[Emmett shouting from outside Bella's window]
Bella: "What is that?"
Edward: "I'm late for my bachelor party."
[Emmett leaps up to Bella's window]
Emmett: "Send him out, Bella, or we're coming in after him."
[Emmett jumps down]
Bella: "So this party, will there be strippers?"
Emmett: [shouting] "BORING!"
Edward: "No, just a couple of mountain lions. Maybe a few bears."
[Jasper leaps up to Bella's window]
Jasper: "Don't worry, Bella, we'll get him back in plenty of time."
[Jasper jumps down]
Bella: "Okay, go. Before they break my house."
Edward: "I'll meet you at the altar."
Bella: "I'll be the one in white."
Edward: "That was very convincing."
Edward: "I can't live without you."
Bella: "You won't, you're gonna have a part of me. He'll need you."
Edward: "Do you honestly think I could love or even tolerate it if it killed you?"
Bella: "It's not his fault. I mean, you have to accept what it is."
Edward: "Because you've given me no choice! Bella, we're supposed to be partners, remember?! But you've decided this on your own. You've decided to leave me."
Bella: "Don't see it that way!"
Edward: "Well, I have no other way to see it, because it's me who will lose you, and I don't choose that. I don't choose that."
Edward: "I, Edward Cullen, take you Bella Swan... to have to hold..."
Bella: "For better or for worse..."
Edward: "For richer or for poorer..."
Bella: "In sickness, and in health..."
Edward: "To love..."
Bella: "To cherish, as long as we both shall live."
Edward: "I do."
Bella: "I do."
Edward: "I love you."
Bella: "I love you."
Jacob: "I will not! I am the grandson of Ephraim Black. I am the grandson of a chief! I wasn't born to follow you, or anyone else."
Edward: "This is kind of you."
Jacob: "Kind is my middle name."
Edward: "I'll see if Rosalie wants to dance."
Edward: (Giving wedding toast) "It's an extraordinary thing to meet someone who you can bear your soul to, who will accept you for what you are. I've been waiting for what seems like a very long time to get beyond what I am, and with Bella, I feel like I can finally begin. So I'd like to propose a toast to my beautiful bride. No measure of time with you will be long enough, but we'll start with forever."
Edward: "I've waited a century to marry you, Ms. Swan."
Edward: "Come back to me please, baby."
Edward: "Last night was the best night of my existence."
Edward: "Don't take too long, Mrs. Cullen."
Charlie: Giving wedding toast) "Edward will be a good husband. I know this because I'm a cop. I know things. Like how to hunt somebody to the ends of the earth...and I know how to use a gun."
Emmett: (Giving wedding toast) "I'd like to propose a toast to my new sister. Bella, I hope you've gotten enough sleep these last eighteen years, 'cause you won't be getting any more for a while." [chuckles]
Jacob: "If you kill her, you kill me!"
Jacob: "It wasn't an idea, It was a snide comment..."